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/ 8:21 AM
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemanI
f you don't, you are not a man. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing. If you agree with all her likes,she is abusing If you don't, you are not understanding If you make romance, you are an "Experienced" man If you don't, you are half man If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring If you don't she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are playboy If you don't, you are a dull boyIf you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you don't love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you don't like he If you are a minute late, she explains it is hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a gal way If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage If you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by others, she says that they are admiring If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she want you to talk OH GOD! You created those creatures called 'woman'So simple, yet so complexSo weak yet so powerfulSo confusing, yet so desirableOH LORD, TELL me what to do. |